golf joke

Bob and Bill (two old guys) are on the first tee. Bob says " now that I'm old I can't see where my ball goes." Bill says " Don't worry about that, I can still see perfect." They both tee off and drive down the fairway but can't find either ball. Bill, I thought you said you could see the ball? I can, said Bill, but I can't remember a dang thing!!
I am now sixty years old and I play golf, so I guess this is my future!
The country boy

My favorite "wife" joke!

Bob, you may be in heaven sooner than you think!

Bill and Bob are talking about their wives. Bill says "I am a lucky man because my wife is a angel! Bob says "you are a lucky man because my wife is still living!!"
The country boy

My Wife's favorite joke

Honey, the rest of the packages are in the car!!

People who say that money can't buy happiness are shopping in the wrong stores!

Money Can't Buy Happiness

Smile And The World Smiles With You

This is both true and false. Research shows that to be happy you must have enough money to buy food, clothes, and shelter. The hardships of not having these basic needs makes life very difficult! Under these conditions happiness is very hard to achieve. But ( and there is always a but) once you have enough money to buy these basic needs any additional money(no matter how much) will not create happiness!
I believe that happiness comes from within. You don't find happiness you create it! Yet, most people are searching for happiness from some outside source. Happiness found from outside sources are short lived and must be repeated over and over! This forms bad habits  that creates unhappiness.  If you want happiness look within!
The country boy

My uncles favorite Joke

This is my uncle's favorite joke. There are two drunks walking down a railroad track. The first drunk says "this is the longest stairway I have ever seen." The second drunk replies "I don't mind that, but these low handrails are killing my back." He probably told me this joke a dozen times, and I would laugh each time. Jerry Clower once said,"I don't tell funny stories. I tell stories funny." My uncle could tell stories funny and that is why you would laugh even if you had already heard the joke before. He passed away several years ago, but I was thinking about him today. When a person leaves this world all that is left of you is pictures and words on a page. People may study the pictures and the words, but they never really know you. They will never know he could tell a story funny or that he loved trains!
The Country Boy

"Time Flies"

I know this is true because today I turned sixty! Time steals our youth and leaves us in the dust and dirt we call old age, with our broken dreams and our fading memories. But if you find one person in your lifetime that really loves you (loves you more than they love themselves) then life is worth all the trouble!
The Country Boy